Just thinking about Robert Kraft being charged with two counts of solicitation and really making myself chuckle at the idea of what if the police had all the information backwards and it was in fact Robert Kraft as the one who was the prostitute in this scandal.

Now, I realize that there are much darker, sinister, and far more serious elements of this case going in regards to potential of human trafficking. If and when that gets proven, then those individuals involved in that aspect of this story need to be punished to the full extent of the law. I really don’t think that Robert Kraft is involved in those implications. Instead, Kraft just paid another adult to perform acts on him that fall under the category of prostitution, which is illegal. Kind of stupid on Kraft’s part to go for such services in a place that I bet any person looking at it would assume that kind of stuff happens there. You’d think with Kraft’s extreme wealth that he would of paid for more discretion, but here we are.

By now, you’ve seen every meme, gif, picture of Kraft kissing Brady or videos of Kraft dancing and all that. Clever Twitter people are really trying to out think each other with original content on the Kraft situation to the point where it all becomes redundant. That’s the worst part about big situations like this. Everyone becomes a comedian when most people don’t have a clue about what’s funny. They just think “hey I’ll put Kraft’s head on a Spongebob clip. That’s gold Jerry!!”

Some of the posts I’ve seen have been pretty good, but most are just tired. That’s why I’m going with the take that I wish Kraft was the one who is the prostitute. The idea of Kraft making money to perform acts on folks for about $70 dollars a pop(get it) is great. In this scenario, does Kraft wear a dress? I’m not sure. Either way, I’m sure we’re not done seeing every meme and clip imaginable.

BTW- If it does come out that Kraft in fact was the one who was the prostitute here, make sure we all give credit where credit is due. Thanks

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