The NFL Draft is one of the greatest times of any football fan’s year. The possibilities are endless. Your favorite team has the opportunity to change the future of the franchise all in a couple of days by selecting the correct players. Much easier said than done as every other teams’ fans have found. But, regardless of what happens, there’s no denying that draft night is a heck of a lot of fun and if you’re into fun and are legally allowed to consume alcoholic beverages, this NFL Draft drinking game should be right up your alley. And if you’re one of those folks who don’t have work on Friday well then good for you. Like I’m jealous and I hate you.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not the first person to think of this idea. I wish I was but unfortunately, I’m not and there’s nothing wrong with that. I made an NFL combine drinking game this year and I had a lot of fun doing it, so I thought why not make one for the NFL Draft. I saw some others on the line this week and there are some really fun ones out there. When making mine, I did my best to not take any ideas from any others that I saw but I’ll also admit there a couple that I already had written down that I then saw on the line. They’re ones that anybody who has seen a few NFL Drafts could think of, so I figured I’d include them. Hope y’all like it and of course if you do partake in the
game, make for damn sure you’re not driving after playing. Be cool and just stay at your house or at a friend’s house. Don’t be a dummy and think you’ll be fine. Be smart about things.
Drink
Once For:
An announcer says that a guy is a workhorse/has a high motor/student of the game/leader/has intangibles you can’t teach/does well in the film or class room/is fiery/freak athlete/a project
If anyone mentions the term “big board”
If the phrases “character concerns or off the field issues” gets said
An announcer says the word “need” or “best player available” Someone says that Adam Schefter is very busy
If Trey Wingo calls Adam Schefter “Schefty”
If Kiper says that Josh Rosen would be his #1 rated QB in this year’s draft
Whenever you see a player who’s at the draft on a phone
Drink Twice For:
An announcer uses the phrase “mortgage the future”
If they show footage of Kliff Kingsbury saying he would take Murray #1 when he was at USC
If anyone says that there was Josh Allen drafted in the top 10 last year, will it happen this year?
If anyone mentions that the NFL Draft is so big that it’s on 3 networks
If anyone says that “Mayock used to be sitting right here with us, now he’s on the other side of it” or something along those lines
Every time there is a trade
If anyone mentions that Bosas are beginning start a family dynasty or something along those lines
If a fan base BOOS their own draft pick
If a player gets drafted and Kiper or McShay said that he had him as a 2-3rd round pick
If they show highlights of Kyler Murray playing baseball
Mel Kiper and Todd McShay argue over a player or about anything
If they show that picture of D.K. Metcalf without his shirt on and get all gushy about it
If anyone mentions that Alabama just keeps on putting out running backs
If any draft prospect at the draft is wearing shorts
Someone mentions that the 2020 QB class is strong
Drink Three For:
If anyone mentions or if they show a picture of Laremy Tunsil’s gas mask
If anyone mentions how the Vikings once ran out of time and missed a draft pick
If 3 QBs get drafted in the 1st round
If anyone tries making a pun off of Montez Sweat’s name
If anyone says that Iowa is turning into Tight End University
If anyone mentions that you shouldn’t sleep on the Patriots taking a TE to replace Gronk
If they show Rich Eisen’s 40 timeF
Finish Your Beverage:
If they show footage of when Aaron Rodgers sat in the green room for hours back in 2005
If Roger Goodell waits for BOO’ing to stop before talking
If something happens that’s as crazy as the Laremy Tunsil gas mask situation. Use your judgement
If someone bashes a team’s draft day hat
If there’s a montage of Mel Kiper’s hair over the years
If a team’s War Room is shown celebrating
So once again, if you and your friends decide to partake in the game please drink responsibility. And if you do partake in the game remember to have fun and lets the odds forever be in your favor.
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