I understand if this isn’t a headline that you expected to see this morning. But, when you’re living that quarantine life, these are the type of things you have to start expecting to see. So, here’s a video of Jürgen Klopp, a soccer manager for Liverpool having his breath taken away by this sultry translator. Klopp is all of us when hearing this sound that could only be produced from heaven.
Tell me that when you listened to that translator asking those questions you didn’t get weak in the knees? That guy’s voice is like a mixture of James Bond, Alan Rickman with a splash of Antonio Banderas all in one. That guy with that voice can get anyone of any gender to do anything. The sound of his voice is the most seductive thing on the planet. Klopp is rendered nearly speechless and I can’t blame him at all.
There’s no reality that exists that Klopp(Klopp is a funny name to write and say. I was expecting to be seduced in front of all those people when answering routine soccer questions. So Klopp did what anyone would do when you get taken aback by a beautiful woman, a handsome man or the most seductive voice on Earth. He just started laughing and came up with a joke just to make himself look like he’s still coherent. Obviously, when this interview was over, Klopp had himself a dagger and tried to get back to his life.
15 Minutes
I really hope, whoever this translator is get discovered and gets blown up into a superstar. Kind of like when society tried to make Ted Williams, not that Ted Williams and that prisoner that the ladies thought was an adonis into things. Each got their 15 minutes and that was about it. I hope this tempter gets more than 15 minutes of fame. I’d be fine with him getting around 21 minutes before we move on.
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