As the resident writer of what players do in bed, I felt it necessary to breakdown OBJ and his relation to Poopgate. What is that you may ask? Well, let’s just watch this video.
Chief Keef’s baby mama Slim Danger says that Odell Beckham Jr. likes to be pooped on pic.twitter.com/S68EDYDW4m
— Complex Ambition (@CmplxAmbition) September 8, 2020
Yes, OBJ allegedly likes being pooped on. I’m going to be the bigger man, and not make jokes about how he takes “playing for the Browns to a new level” or he should dock a boat on the Cleveland River and call it “the Cleveland Steamer.” We’re not going to do that. There is one question on everyone’s mind, though: is this true? Maybe, maybe not, but let’s break down the players.
Poopgate’s Accuser: Slim Danger
Who is Slim Danger? That’s a great question, because before yesterday, I had no idea. Slim wears many hats: podcast host, adult entertainer, baby mama, and probably a billion other things.
I have seen claims she was a stripper, others claiming she was a pornstar, and still other sites claiming she simply had an OnlyFans. At the same time, she shares a child, Zinc, with rapper Chief Keef.
On her podcast, Thots Next Door, she shared the story of OBJ inviting her out for some quality time. The poop talk is grabbing the headlines, but according to Ms. Danger, he also is just into uncleanliness as a whole. I am not going to go into details, I linked the video above, watch that.
We’ve seen the clip, we know the accuser, but what does OBJ have to say about Poopgate?
OBJ’s Response
OHHHH ODELL YOU LITTLE RASCAL YOU! Obviously Odell wasn’t going to admit to this, but that is a perfect response. If he denied it, everyone would just say, “Yeah, right Odell, even addressing it makes you seem guilty.” But making a joke about it? Perfection.
I don’t need to go into detail about who Odell Beckham Jr. is, he’s a household name. We’re here to get the facts. However, I don’t have the answer to that. Odell could be into some weird stuff, and I wouldn’t rule out coprophilia (the technical term for this.) Studies of this (some classify it as a) disorder, are limited. One Finnish study of 164 men into SM found that 18.2% had engaged in this behavior (that’s a link to the wikipedia page as a heads up). With the number of people into BDSM being about 20% worldwide, those number mean about 3.64% of people are into this. That’s enough, I’m done looking this up, let me clear my search history and let’s get back to poopgate.
Am I saying Poopgate is a lie? No, not necessarily, but it doesn’t matter!
Leave Odell Alone!
I did my best to not make many jokes on this matter, we made plenty on the Korner Booth last night.
Look, is it hysterical that an NFL player allegedly likes being pooped on? Yes. Is it a big deal? Not at all! In the year of our lord two thousand and twenty, we don’t kinkshame. If it’s between two consenting adults, who cares what they do in his bedroom? Nobody should, except for maybe his housekeeper. She does have to clean up anything that misses him or gets on his sheets after.
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