My Weekend Was Saved by Dallas Losing

My Weekend Was Saved by Dallas Losing

My weekend was a 5.2 out of 10. Not terrible, but not good. It started out terrible with Penn State losing to Minnesota. Fucking hate those Gophers. After the game, I started having flashbacks to 1999 when the Gophers beat my beloved #2 ranked Nittany Lions 24-23 on homecoming day. I still remember like it […]

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 Suns Burned 76ers Undefeated Season

Suns Burned 76ers Undefeated Season

Well there goes the undefeated season, the Suns burned the 76ers. Cancel the undefeated shirt order for the Belly Up store. Kiss goodbye the 82-0 record, now we hope the 76ers go 81-1. Doesn’t sound as sexy but were not here to be perfect. We’re here to be NBA champions. An undefeated season was just […]

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 Under Armour Is Not Protecting This House

Under Armour Is Not Protecting This House

We are about to witness the demise of Under Armour. CNBC reported Sunday that Under Armour is being investigated over its accounting practices. Under Armour is the subject of federal investigations by the Justice Department and Securities and Exchange Commission over its accounting practices, the company confirmed Sunday.  Under Armour began responding in July 2017 to […]

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 Police Find $200 Million of Meth Hidden Inside Sriracha Bottles

Police Find $200 Million of Meth Hidden Inside Sriracha Bottles

Somewhere Walter White is pissed off because a lot of money was lost on this drug bust. Police find $200 million of meth hidden inside Sriracha bottles. According to CNN Four people have been arrested after allegedly trying to sneak 400 kilograms (880 lb) of methamphetamine into Australia in hundreds of bottles of Sriracha-branded hot sauce.The boxes — which were sent […]

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