The Big Ten actually starts today with a conference game. Purdue and Northwestern will compete to see who gets a head start on being the worst team in their division and inevitably play spoiler to a top ranked conference opponent. With the season start upon us, the Big Ten will also look to keep adding teams, because having a conference name that doesn’t make sense is the most Midwestern idea of funny you’ve ever heard, eh?<\/p>\n

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Pretty much inverse for the coaches here as they get paid the big bucks without any of the playing time. Mike Gundy once offered to be pass rushed at the podium. However, since then, no coach has had the guts to hit the field. Season’s beginning means showtime for the coaches. They work year round, but people dont realize that because their work results don’t show until now. This is the time of year that they boycott the seat warmers because any hint of a coach being on a hot seat can affect a team in a big way. Find me a team practice where not one coach says “its a great day for football”, and I’ll show you a team that won’t be bowl eligible.<\/p>\n

The new season also means new frustration, though. With college athletic staffs under the microscope right now, it is very important for coaches to make sure they are taking their frustrations out in the correct way. I’m not going to name any names, but we’ve seen coaches miss crucial (or not-so-crucial) time during the season due to questionable actions. It’s just a game fellas. We, as fans, will crucify you if you screw it up… but it’s just a game.<\/p>\n

For You<\/h2>\n

I don’t think you need me to tell you this part. It means tailgates and season tickets. It means telling your girlfriend that you’ve been throwing up all Friday night and you just need early Saturday afternoon to yourself in order to recover. Football brings structure back to the weekend. There has never been an easier answer to,”What do you want to do this weekend?” than during football season. The new season brings in new fans, new freshmen, new records, and it’s all beautiful. Your couch will be your best friend. It’s time to hunker down with your snacks. Dress the dog in official team apparel, ignore the yard that needs to be raked, and get lost in Kirk Herbstreit’s unsupported logic for three hours.<\/p>\n

The part you may need me to tell you, is that this now means some of your friendships have to be put on temporary hold. This is not a choice. A die-hard fan will always choose their team over pleasantries with Timmy. If Timmy’s team wins, he reminds you every hour at work and every week when the rankings come out. You must be prepared to do the same. We can’t be ripping into our rivals on Saturday and golfing with them on Sunday, makes us look weak. Take the advice, put your friends on hold for a few weeks, you’ll be a much healthier fan. That’s a guarantee.<\/p>\n

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Let the games begin!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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