My weekend was a 5.2 out of 10. Not terrible, but not good. It started out terrible with Penn State losing to Minnesota. Fucking hate those Gophers. After the game, I started having flashbacks to 1999 when the Gophers beat my beloved #2 ranked Nittany Lions 24-23 on homecoming day. I still remember like it […]
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I hate Boston. I do. I’ll say it a hundred times over. The arrogance, the dirty hits, the complaining. It’s easy, really. They make it easier than anyone else. From Jeremy Jacobs to Charlie Coyle, from Bobby Orr to every single scrub wearing that god awful spoked-B. Whether you’re watching on TV or they’ve invaded […]
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Congratulations Boston, you have won another title, and this one may be the best yet! You are officially the biggest tool fan base in professional sports! Ok, I know… I know… You are probably thinking… only 954 people voted on your sh*tty poll and the United States has a population of 325.7 million people. So, […]
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The four words that a Boston sports fanatic loves to hear. “Cue the duckboats!” A week ago the Boston Red Sox won the 2018 World Series. Obviously you know this because you don’t live under a rock, but what you may not know is that the victory parade in Boston was on Wednesday of last […]
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The moment we’ve been waiting for since the end of 2013 has finally come ladies and gentlemen. The moment happened on early Monday morning, October 29th, 2018. The 2018 Boston Red Sox finished a dominant performance against the Los Angeles Dodgers in what may have been the greatest postseason run in MLB history. Fun fact- […]
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I can’t believe i’m saying this but the Red Sox are going back to the World Series for the first time since 2013. The Boston Red Sox, the best team ever are going back to the World Series! Sorry that this article is a little late, as I was too busy celebrating all weekend. Finally cured […]
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In a night of bizarre catches, or not catches, and dirty base running the Houston Astros are catching all the attention for a different reason. The Astros are heading a new cheating scandal in Major League Baseball. Furious Red Sox fans are doing their best to get last nights ALCS brought to everyone’s attention, although […]
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You wanted Boston, you got Boston. #DoDamage pic.twitter.com/pOTGZhMVd6 — Boston Red Sox (@RedSox) October 10, 2018 Ahh, all is good in the world. Isn’t it, Sox fans? Yes… yes it is. Yankees fans, i’m surprised you didn’t jump in front of a subway train after Tuesday nights loss. The Boston Red Sox are moving on […]
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Inject this Series into my Veins! Oh baby how the time has come. I cannot wait for this ALDS series between the Boston Red Sox & The New York shitheads. The series will take place in Boston on Friday night at Fenway Park. That’s right you scumbag Yankee fans, you have to come to the […]
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