So, it’s finally happen we have a week five technically. After a hiatus that started way back on March 8th NASCAR racing is back at Darlington. Let’s get to the picks and then the trash talk I know you all have been missing.
| Choice | Chris | Rattlesnake | Trey | Blaine | Mike | Brandon |
| Driver #1 | Brad Keselowski | Kyle Busch | Kyle Busch | Kevin Harvick | Chase Elliott | Joey Logano |
| Driver #2 | Erik Jones | Denny Hamlin | Erik Jones | Brad Keselowski | Kyle Busch | Kyle Busch |
| Driver #3 | Kurt Busch | Erik Jones | Matt DiBenedetto | Clint Bowyer | Denny Hamlin | Martin Truex Jr. |
| Driver #4 | Denny Hamlin | Kevin Harvick | Kevin Harvick | Kyle Busch | Brad Keselowski | Ryan Blaney |
| Driver #5 | Joey Logano | Brad Keselowski | Brad Keselowski | Denny Hamlin | Joey Logano | Brad Keselowski |
| Garage | Ryan Blaney | Matt Kenseth | Ryan Newman | Matt DiBenedetto | Ryan Blaney | Denny Hamlin |
| Stage 1 Winner | Kevin Harvick | Brad Keselowski | Brad Keselowski | Denny Hamlin | Kevin Harvick | Kyle Busch |
| Stage 2 Winner | Jimmie Johnson | Kevin Harvick | Erik Jones | Kyle Busch | Chase Elliott | Kyle Busch |
| Race Winner | Denny Hamlin | Kyle Busch | Denny Hamlin | Brad Keselowski | Kyle Busch | Chase Elliott |
| Manufacturer | Toyota | Ford | Toyota | Ford | Toyota | Ford |
Well, you can see that all of us pretty much expect a Ford or Toyota driver to win really except Brandon. I don’t know if that’s just coincidence or not but we shall find out today when cars hit the track. Technically week five should turn out to be a good one boys and girls, especially with no practice time.
Week Five Trash Talk
You couldnt tell at all that this bunch of animals had been caged up long enough we I put them all on notice on the 12th of when I needed picks. Special thanks out to Blaine for even though being last in the league still putting his picks in quick to help a guy out.
I mean it seriously only took me calling all of them out again the next day for the shit talking to comence. Trey had gotten kind of used to his ERSCA recap a week I guess and being able to procrastinate the rest of the week. Then the really scary thing happen and Rattlesnake agreed with him. Let me tell you boys and girls that doesn’t occur often.
Rattlesnake even went as far as announcing themselves as an unbeatable force when in agreeance. Let’s just say I don’t think any of us agreed with that at all. However I think the threat of bland trash talk is what woke them all up. Because as seen below I must have awoken the snake. He went onto bring Brandon’s mom into this which was somewhat uncalled for but very much needed.
After a late Friday and Saturday, this article is finally up. However after the submission of Rattlesnakes picks he had to remind us all as seen below who is leading the group right now. With racing back lets see how long that last, because right now it seems to be the battle of the podcast guys right now between Rattlesnake and Brandon.
Listen, everyone, we have missed racing and more so than anything else I think we have missed the trash talk amongst ourselves. I do want to however throw some concern out we didn’t hear anything from Mike who way back at Daytona announced himself as “the king.” I mean he did bring a new life into the world with his wife during this hiatus so that definitely could affect his trash-talking time for sure.
Let’s Get to Racing
Alright everyone there it is you get a little peek into the world of us misfits here at the Racing department. We love to trash talk and love to watch some racing and finally we get to do that again. If you need five things to watch for today, we have that for sure. Or if you need some last-second betting odds our fantasy guys have those for you as well.
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