Jettison the College Football Playoff Into the Sun

Jettison the College Football Playoff Into the Sun

The college football playoff rankings are out and oh boy, the committee is on crack. There’s just no ifs, ands, or buts about it. The only way they could possibly have put worse rankings together is if they took their crack, mixed in a little heroin, and had a John Belushi-style party. I digress, let’s […]

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 How to Fix the Eagles (From a Pats Fan)

How to Fix the Eagles (From a Pats Fan)

Philadelphia is in a rough spot. They are near the bottom of the horrendous NFC East, are embroiled in an unnecessary quarterback controversy they made, and constantly struggle with injuries. Hosting the Korner Booth Podcast with an Eagles fan, every week I get to hear Jared bitch about Doug Pederson and Howie Roseman. Well, I […]

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 Is It Time for the Buccaneers to Make a Change?

Is It Time for the Buccaneers to Make a Change?

While two games above .500, the Buccaneers are this season’s disappointment. Not as disappointing as the Browns last year, but a disappointment nonetheless. After signing Tom Brady in the offseason, people had this team pegged to win it all. If the rest of the season goes the same way, the Buccaneers need to make a […]

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 Gump Twitter: A Guide to Alabama Must Follows

Gump Twitter: A Guide to Alabama Must Follows

So, you’ve decided to sign up for a Twitter account. Well, congrats, welcome to 2015. After meticulously picking your handle (are there even any left?), your profile picture, and your bio, it’s time to start following people. Twitter communities can make your time writing 140 characters an enjoyable one. One of, if not the, best […]

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 Kindred Spirits: Ireland and Native American Friendship

Kindred Spirits: Ireland and Native American Friendship

This week is American Thanksgiving (or real Thanksgiving as I put it. Sorry Canada.) While we will be sharing food and giving thanks as best we can during these difficult times, we will also hear a lot about the first Thanksgiving. In 1621, Pilgrims in Plymouth invited Pokanoket Wampanoag to share in a feast that […]

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 A Plea to Aaron Rodgers: Get the Hell Out of Green Bay

A Plea to Aaron Rodgers: Get the Hell Out of Green Bay

Aaron Rodgers has the physical attributes, intelligence, and drive to be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. Looking at what he can do on the field, someone who has never watched a football game would think he was a top ten quarterback of all time. He’s simply not, and by no fault of […]

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 2021 NFL Mock Draft: Post-Deadline

2021 NFL Mock Draft: Post-Deadline

We are roughly at the midway point of the weirdest NFL season in recent memory. Some teams are racing towards the playoffs, while others race towards the bottom. Regardless of your team’s record, it’s never too early for a little 2021 NFL Mock Draft. As a bit of housekeeping, I am using the updated NFL […]

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 What if the Rockets Traded Hakeem Olajuwon?

What if the Rockets Traded Hakeem Olajuwon?

No, I did not hit my head after a night of drinking. No, I have not completed my slow decent into madness. Yes, quarantine may have gotten to me, but this could have happened! Let me take you back to the far off year of 1992. Slick Willy played his sax all the way to […]

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 That’s My Manager: Alex Cora is Back for the Red Sox

That’s My Manager: Alex Cora is Back for the Red Sox

Alex Cora is back baby, and the Red Sox are back on track! In the worst kept secret since the Zimmermann Telegram, Red Sox ownership finally did something intelligent. Before I get ahead of myself, what does this mean for Alex Cora and the Red Sox? VINDICATION That investigation by the MLB was a fucking […]

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 The Last of the Old Guard: Pedey to Hang ‘Em Up

The Last of the Old Guard: Pedey to Hang ‘Em Up

Dustin Pedroia is the kind of guy Boston loves, and had this aura around him that we loved him because he was “our guy”. He was undersized (listed at 5’9, but has said he is 5’7), drafted by us, won rings with us, and played hard while doing it. But the Laser Show wasn’t just […]

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 Tom Brady Couldn’t Save This Season for New England

Tom Brady Couldn’t Save This Season for New England

This season has been rough for New England. In a year where Cam Newton has thrown two touchdowns (1.5 TD%) and seven interceptions (5.3 INT%), Pats fans are missing the GOAT. Even though he has thrown 18 touchdowns and four interceptions, Tom Brady couldn’t save this season for New England. Comparing the Quarterbacks The quarterback […]

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 Tua Tagovailoa is QB1: How Did We Get Here?

Tua Tagovailoa is QB1: How Did We Get Here?

Miami Dolphins fans, we have your new quarterback. With expectations he would sit out all year, Miami announced Tua Tagovailoa would be their starter coming out of the bye. While the timing is perplexing, with Ryan Fitzpatrick coming off a stretch where he threw for six TDs, two INTs, and 541 yards, it isn’t too […]

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 Rob Parker is a Petulant Manchild

Rob Parker is a Petulant Manchild

Rob Parker, how I hate you. For those of you who know him, I am sorry. For those who have no idea who I am talking about, I envy you. Rob Parker has essentially made a career out of hating the Patriots. Kind of like Kellerman, but Rob Parker has definitively said “Brady’s done,” “they […]

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