NIU vs FSU: The Worst College Football Game of The Year

#LethalSimplicity or #LethalStupidity???

Even Siri agrees that this could very well be the worst FSU team that college football has ever seen.

Stats are for losers but lets look at the cold hard facts. Through three games, all of which FSU was FAVORED, here’s how the lines played out:

-7.5 vs Virginia Tech ( L, 24-3 )

-33 vs Samford ( W, 26-36 )

-3 vs Syracuse (L, 30-7)

But this weekend, ladies and gentlemen, might be the worst offensive game we will see all year. 

128/130 vs 123/130. What an absolute banger. ESPN will forever get cucked by CBS for the classic SEC 3:30 showdown… but the AUDACITY to air this game at 3:30 is completely preposterous. Every poor bastard that is flipping through the channels on Saturday will have to come across this game…the game that I’ve declared as the worst game of the year. There will not be a more boring, punt heavy, absolute snoozefest of a college football game all season. Well, unless you tune in to the UTEP vs. New Mexico State game of course.

The line opened as the Huskies being 12 point dogs but it is rapidly closing to the 9.5-10 range. So do yourself a favor this weekend, lock in NIU and bet the house on the under (44.5) considering both teams are averaging 12.3 and 15.3 ppg respectively. Whatever you do though… don’t watch this game.