Quarantine life is hitting all of us really hard but potentially not as hard as Tarik Cohen’s forearms are. I personally, have no idea what day it is. I’m at the point where I’m pretty sure time as we know it has been eliminated due to a Dr. Strange spell.
In these times isolation, some have found that peculiar anomalies have occurred to their bodies. This is what has happened to Tarik Cohen.
What I think Mr. Aldrin is trying to say is that life is a bit difficult right now. Most of us are experiencing some form of cabin fever. Others, however, are experiencing odd irregularities to their own bodies. Irregularities that happens to folks who are in space for extended periods of time, like Mr. Aldrin here. I fully understand why Tarik Cohen deleted this tweet. It’s just not the kind of thing you want everyone to know about you. And, I don’t think his employer, the Chicago Bears, want to hear that one of their best players is having body deformity issues, with no apparent reason. Even though having stronger forearms can only help Tarik at his job, it’s still something that the Bears are going to want answers for. Well, I’m here to put forth the top 5 reasons why Tarik Cohen’s forearms are stronger.
1. Ping Pong
Tarik is a phenomenal athlete that I’m sure doesn’t limit is incredible athleticism to just the grid-iron. He takes those skills and applies them to other disciplines. One, I’m sure he enjoys is ping pong. Gripping that paddle for countless hours, while not being allowed to go anywhere, can easily make your forearm muscles to gain strength. Tarik’s so fast, I bet he can play without anyone else. He can just hit the ball to one side and run over to the other side and keep volleying to himself as if he’s Quicksilver.
2. Pumping Iron
Tarik’s body is his temple. So, it wouldn’t really be to surprising if he was just doing a shit ton of curls. Just curl after curl, not giving his forearms a chance to recover. Knowing the competitor that Tarik is, I’d imagine that he’s looking to make Popeye look like a normal looking person.
3. Throwing Dice
Who among us don’t have at least one vice? I personally, don’t trust any one who doesn’t have at least a couple items in their life that they may not broadcast to everyone. Though gambling is everywhere, it still isn’t fully accepted to represent you do it all circles. It’s a shame, but hopefully society is progressing. It’s possible that Tarik has been throwing dice in his immense amount of spare time. Just shaking those dice, over and over again and then finally getting to release them is extremely exhilarating.
4. Playing the Drums
I’m not exactly sure of Tarik’s living situation, but even if it’s a stellar apt in the Windy City, I bet that Tarik would have carte blanche to do whatever he wants even if that’s playing the drums. Tarik excels on the football field, but there’s a lot more to Tarik Cohen than crafty running back play. There could be a whole different side of the human joystick. Sort of like the speed I said he would use for ping-pong, Tarik would be moving his arms so fast to play the drums that he would probably create a sound that mankind has never heard before.
5. Video Games
We know that Tarik Cohen is big video games guy who enjoys conversing with the commoners. Just listen to how he takes a suggestion from someone who think they can improve his production.
A real man of the people is what Tarik Cohen is. Unfortunately, being a big gamer comes with a territory. That territory is that your forearms and wrists can become pretty sore. If you play a lot then you can experience stronger and larger forearms. No doubt about it. Maybe Tarik can put down his love for virtual gaming and pick up an old school book to get his jollies.
Whatever the reason for why Tarik Cohen’s forearms are stronger, lets hope that he can give it a rest so that he doesn’t compromise himself. I’d hate to see Tarik have to answer questions, when this is all over, about what this tweet actually meant. It’s really none of our business what a grown man does in his own personal time. Respect his privacy even when he sort of tells you what he does in privacy.
