We’re currently living in a Twilight marathon right now. During these trying times, it’s imperative to be told the same things over and over again. Because why the hell not I guess? I wrote a few weeks ago when I got annoyed with seeing the Dolphins connected to every quarterback ever. I was in fact getting annoyed with a report suggesting the Dolphins are interested in every person who ever threw a football.
Now, and I hope you’re sitting down for this, it appears that the Dolphins may trade up to #1 for Joe Burrow. But also, at the same time, might take Justin Herbert after all.
Did you find that piece of news by Armando fun? Well not even a few hours later, Armando had the backing of NFL breaking news aficionado Adam Schefter, to back up his claim that the Dolphins could actually take Justin Herbert.
Unbelievable right? I mean, during a time leading up to the NFL draft where it’s as common for NFL teams to put out fake reports as it is the Sun rising. We really should take all these reports seriously.
We’ve been told for months that the Dolphins were taking Tua. It is now crazy to be told that the Dolphins, who have a billion picks, might actually go with a different signal-caller is erroneous on all counts. How can a team like more than one player at the same time? It must be a lie. No way a team would mislead the public like this. All in order to put themselves in the position they want to get the guy they want. It just can’t happen like that.
I hope Armando is having fun puppet mastering the entire Dolphin’s fanbase. The mad scientist is just sitting, quarantined in his house coming up with schemes on how to encite the Miami faitful. Must be nice.
My mental state can’t to much more of this. What I need is a plain old regular day where I don’t get told that the Dolphins are interested in a rookie quarterback. I hope today is the day.
Awww shit….
