These are strange times. It’s the End of the World as We Know it (And I Feel Fine). Instead of going to Work or a House Party getting Tipsy, I’m stuck at home thinking about that bitch Carole Baskin and scrolling through Tik Tok. It’s nice we’ve been able to $ave Dat Money, I’m starting to go Psycho and Lose Control. I’m just waiting for a Knock Knock at my door from the government, telling us all to Bring Em Out.
As much as I hope for that, I’m afraid by the time of The Great Escape, we’ll all be asking “What’s my Age Again?” But this won’t last forever. This quarantine Can’t Hold Us, eventually we’ll be able to say, “I’m Free,” be on our Worst Behavior and party All Night Longer.
Ok, that was enough bad puns. In all seriousness, this sucks. People are losing their jobs, stressed about what’s going on, or just going stir crazy inside. Things will return to normal, I promise. Eventually we will have sports again, we can go out with friends, and go on dates. Well… I won’t be going on dates, but that was an issue before coronavirus. Stay inside, maintain your social distancing, and if you think you have coronavirus, self quarantine if getting tested isn’t an option. We can get through this. In the words of FDR, “the only thing we have to fear is fear itself- nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror.” Stay calm, be there for each other, we can get through this.
Without further ado, here’s some songs to get drunk to.
This is a growing list. I tried to avoid country and metal, as those have strong reactions either way. Think I missed something? Let me know in the comments (or on Twitter) what songs are on your Post Coronapocalypse Playlist and I’ll try to add them.
