Well, there is controversy here at the Bang Radio Hour as it seems that someone .. or something has been editing our official picks before they are posted. BUT, and here is the interesting part, they are only editing the wrong ones.
It would appear there may be a plot to make us appear foolish, or to besmirch our near perfect prognosticating skills. So, until our investigation is complete, I am going to have to just rely on the tabulation skills of my capable assistant Andre, and he informs me that adjusted for picks that were edited to appear incorrect, the Picks are a solid 217-2 on the season. This is my story, and I will be sticking to it.
And now, assuming that the above was ado of which we will have no further, it’s the Bang Radio Hour official Picks n Predicts for the NFL week 11.
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Dallas Cowboys at Atlanta Falcons
In order to heighten the drama of this being a potential “do or die” situation for both teams, the NFL announces the Falcons and Cowboys both may secretly choose one player to carry a knife during the game.
Falcons 34 | Cowboys 24
Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears
Filthy rich human slice of Wonder Bread Kirk Cousins spent his bye week preparing for the Bears brutal defense by throwing himself out of a 3rd story window. Reports optimistically indicate that he only fumbled three times out of seven tries.
Bears 29 | Vikings 27
Tennessee Titans at Indianapolis Colts
Colts coaches privately express concern after rookie guard Quenton Nelson gets too possessive of Andrew Luck and bites a trainer trying to tape the quarterback’s ankles before the game.
Colts 26 | Titans 21
Carolina Panthers at Detroit Lions
Thoughtful Ford Field grounds crew lightly dusts the field with a mixture of brown sugar, cinnamon, and powdered vitamins. “I think it helps”, said grounds chief Elmer Johnson, “We figure at least he can get a healthy snack while the defense is making him eat it. This field turf stuff doesn’t have any nutritional value at all, and it tastes terrible.”
Panthers 36 | Lions 23
Philadelphia Eagles at New Orleans Saints
In a solemn show of love, respect and quiet strength, Philadelphia area fans donate tens of thousands of dollars to help offset funeral costs of the Eagles 2018 season.
Saints 41 | Eagles 31
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New York Giants
World health organizations are responding cautiously to a controversial report recently released by an international team of scientists that claims watching the Buccaneers play the Giants causes cancer in laboratory mice.
Giants 22 | Buccaneers 17
Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens
Ravens officials say the decision to bench quarterback Joe Flacco stems from the veteran signal caller being last to shout “Not it!” in a Friday afternoon QB meeting.
Bengals 27 | Ravens 17
Houston Texans at Washington Redskins
Redskins head coach Jay Gruden takes a drastic approach to his offensive game-plan by telling his offense to take the day off and maybe go to a movie or something.
Texans 32 | Redskins 23
Oakland Raiders at Arizona Cardinals
Raiders take great strides toward securing the first pick in the 2019 draft after Jon Gruden calls the unpopular but effective “Spider Y 2 Carr Turnover Banana” play 3 times in the first half.
Cardinals 24 | Raiders 20
Denver Broncos at Los Angeles Chargers
After LAPD have their team bus towed from the stadium parking lot, the Broncos submit game tapes of their season to a judge in order to justify their parking in a handicapped space.
Chargers 31 | Broncos 24
Pittsburgh Steelers at Jacksonville Jaguars
In a shocking development, Jaguars coaches admit to a macabre bye week scheme to have Blake Bortles bitten by a radioactive quarterback in hopes of transforming him into a competent football player.
Steelers 30 | Jaguars 14
Monday Night Football
Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Rams
In the highest scoring game in NFL history the Kansas City Chiefs strut into Los Angeles and defeat the high flying Rams in a squeaker on a last second Harrison Buttker field goal .
Chiefs 236 | Rams 23
* Once we find out where that fifth bastard lives, we WILL get a consensus.
