Hey COVID-19, you mega POS, you think you’re going to come up in here and keep us down? Well, you’re wrong and Sean Payton, a guy you tried to take, isn’t going to let you gloat thinking you’ve won anything.
A revolutionary idea by Payton right here. What better place to be when you absolutely nail a draft pick? On the contrary, what better place to be when you completely whiff on a pick or get fleeced in a trade? The answer is there’s no better place for both of those scenarios.
It’ll be interesting where they put their big board. A word of advice; don’t put your big board near where they have their big board of drafts. Although, putting their big board next to the board where they list the drafts could result in a very funny situation where the Saints draft a guy named Voodoo Queen. That’s a scenario I’m here for.
Also, it’s good to know that even in War Room at Dixie Brewery, that Payton will continue to practice social distancing.
Payton has style
I hope other NFL teams take Sean Payton’s lead here and start conducting their War Rooms in unique locations. Tennessee should have theirs at the Jack Daniel’s Distillery. The Detroit Lions should have theirs at Founders Brewery. The Denver Broncos should have their draft at The Green Solution marijuana dispensary(comedy comes in 3s). It would work two-fold because they’d be supporting local businesses while also taking the edge off regardless of how well they select their players. Their mental health will be in good shape no matter what happens.
Good for Sean Payton for kicking his stint with the invisible enemy coronavirus. And giving that virus some of Stone Cold’s special sign language with this move. Keeping his eye on the task at hand is what Payton is doing. I love seeing that in these trying times. That task is for the Saints to get over the hump. But, no matter where Payton conducts his draft, in the end, a referee is just going to screw him over anyway. But hey, he got one Super Bowl. That’s pretty cool. Cheers
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