What do you do if you’re Ja Rule and you’re set to play a halftime show and to get the crowd pumped you ask them a basic question to get them on your side and they completely throw it back in your face?
You put a curse on the Minnesota Timberwolves
And you know how you follow that up? You guessed it, you put yet another curse on another franchise that doesn’t win anything…
Don’t focus on the fact that Ja Rule got completely bodied by the Timberwolves and Kings when they responded back to him. Focus on the fact that Ja Rule apparently has turned into a wizard who has the capability to put curses on not just one person at a time, but entire franchises made up of tons of people.
What I want, no, what I need is for Ja Rule to start wearing a whole wizard outfit equipped with a long white beard and he definitely needs to be walking around with a staff of some kind. You can’t be out there trying to put real curses on teams in you don’t look the part. That’s how sorcery works.
It’s great because Ja Rule is putting curses on teams that have never won titles before. Can’t accuse him of being a fool of a wizard. I hope he keeps it up and keeps putting curses on teams that have never won championships. Like he puts a 50 year curse on the Arizona Cardinals, or a curses the Detroit Lions to a thousand years of bad draft picks. Don’t get wild and start putting curses on the Patriots and Warriors because that’s just going to tarnish your record. Stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re used too.
Even though Ja Rule has adopted the mystic arts as his discipline, I still think he’s a long shot to make an appearance in the Avengers: Endgame movie in April. I don’t think he’s quite at the level of Dr. Strange, but if I’m the master of the mystic arts, I’d be looking over my shoulder because the wizard that is Ja Rule is an up and comer in the wizard game.
BTW- Glad to see Ja Rule is handling the success from the release of the Fyre Festival documentary very well. Everything is coming up Ja Rule
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