Somewhere Walter White is pissed off because a lot of money was lost on this drug bust. Police find $200 million of meth hidden inside Sriracha bottles.
According to CNN
Four people have been arrested after allegedly trying to sneak 400 kilograms (880 lb) of methamphetamine into Australia in hundreds of bottles of Sriracha-branded hot sauce.The boxes — which were sent by freight from the United States to Sydney — were declared as containing bottles of the chilli sauce, Australia’s New South Wales (NSW) police said in a statement Thursday.But testing by the Australian Border Force earlier this month found the bottles contained large amounts of meth, which has an estimated potential street value of over 300 million Australian dollars ($208 million). In Australia, the street drug is colloquially known as “ice.”
Crazy that cost a drug lord 208 million dollars. It’s probably like me losing $208, yea I’m pissed about it, but I’ll move on with my life. Also, wonder what the street value of Sriracha sauce is these days? There has to be a serious black market for Sriracha. Sriracha sauce is pretty damn good though. It can easily be placed in the top three hot sauces of the world. Tabasco is a close second, definitely better than Frank’s Red Hot. Fuck putting that shit on everything, give me Sriracha or Tabasco. I went through a dark period in my life using it on everything (the sriracha sauce, not meth. Say no to drugs kid) Lately, I haven’t been going ham on the Sriracha sauce, or any hot sauce for that matter, it gives me an upset tummy.
Sucks getting old.
But, when you add in some meth to your hot sauce, that’s a game-changer. It’ll give you a little zip during your lunch break and for the rest of your afternoon. You need those TPS reports done ASAP? Here you go Bob, take down some of this sriracha laced with meth.
