I know it doesn’t seem like it, especially, if you’re like me and live in the Northeastern part of the United States, but Summer is going to happen. All my research points to that fact. So, it’s a pretty smart idea to have the garment that will separate you from all the squares out there who don’t have this top of the line shirt. Let folks know that you support the Dolphin King.

It’s not because I had a hand in the design. It’s also not because the idea stems from a lightly viewed and even more lightly talked about Netflix documentary that you should purchase this shirt. You should be buying this shirt for yourself and everyone else you know because I get a cut of the profits Tua Tagovailoa is the man who will be ushering in winning football to the Miami Dolphins; who may be the actual King of the Dolphins. The Dolphins sent doctors to evaluate Tua during the quarantine. In my best Ancient Aliens narrator impersonation voice, “What if Miami doctors found that Tua can speak to Dolphins? What if Tua Tagovailoa is actually Aquaman?” Holy hell, I think I just thought of a great conspiracy theory.

Anyways, buy a shirt and #FinsUp

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