You Need to Calm Down: Super Bowl LVIII vs. Taylor Swift

You Need to Calm Down: Super Bowl LVIII vs. Taylor Swift

It is time for what we have spent all season looking forward to. The culmination of a year long effort to reach the highest peaks of your profession. Obviously, I am talking about Taylor Swift and her fans (a.k.a. Swifties) vs the NFL and Super Bowl LVIII. The Background Unless you have been living under […]

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 Where Have All the NFL Running Backs Gone?

Where Have All the NFL Running Backs Gone?

The NFL has a running back problem. Let me rephrase that. The NFL has a problem with running backs. Beef, as the kids call it. Front offices across the league have said to every star running back, “You are replaceable.” This isn’t new, going back ten years, running backs have often been the lowest paid […]

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 Bill Belichick: Is It Time to Have a Conversation?

Bill Belichick: Is It Time to Have a Conversation?

Most readers will see that and go “Oh, you’re just a spoiled New England fan who can’t handle a losing season! You’re what’s wrong with this generation, snowflake” and they’d be right. Bill Belichick has done great things for New England, and became one of the most successful people in sports ever. With that being […]

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 “Book is Closed” on Urban Meyer Coaching Return

“Book is Closed” on Urban Meyer Coaching Return

Urban Meyer has said his coaching days are behind him, telling the Columbus Dispatch, “It’s going to be TV and grandfather.” After an illustrious career with an .854 win percentage, three national titles, and putting countless great players into the NFL, Urban has more than put his mark on the college game and has earned […]

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 Ashton United Make Approach for Erling Haaland

Ashton United Make Approach for Erling Haaland

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland has been off to a hot start in his Premier League career. Since leaving Dortmund in May to sign with Man City, Haaland has scored 18 goals in 13 matches, and has the team second on the table, trailing Arsenal by five points. Manchester also has the most goals scored […]

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 Kids are Starving and the Red Sox Don’t Care

Kids are Starving and the Red Sox Don’t Care

You know UNICEF? The United Nations organization that provides relief and humanitarian aid to children? Otherwise known as the exact opposite of the Boston Red Sox. The children of Boston have eaten twice in the last 12 days, and ten times in the month of August. At this point, the state of Massachusetts needs to […]

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 Free Calvin Ridley: Gambling’s Not a Crime

Free Calvin Ridley: Gambling’s Not a Crime

The NFL season has been over for about a month now, but the stories don’t stop. Aaron Rodgers is staying in Green Bay, Russell Wilson is off to Denver, and the NFL still sucks at punishing players. The latest victim of this incompetence? Calvin Ridley, who was suspended for the entire 2022 season for gambling. […]

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 Ranking Commissioners: Where Does Manfred Stand?

Ranking Commissioners: Where Does Manfred Stand?

After MLB owners voted for a lockout to pressure players into accepting their terms, commissioner Rob Manfred has all eyes on him. This wasn’t helped by his insincere letter trying to call this lockout a good thing. MLB players are especially mad at this letter. MLB Lockout Letter pic.twitter.com/Nb4r13iL0m — Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) December 2, […]

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 Was Brian Kelly to LSU the Right Move?

Was Brian Kelly to LSU the Right Move?

After it was announced Coach O would not be returning after two subpar seasons, rumors were flying about his replacement. Jimbo Fisher? Would have to be the “biggest idiot alive” to leave A&M. Lincoln Riley? Nope, said he wasn’t leaving Oklahoma is going to USC. Urban Meyer? Too busy chasing Jax Beach girls Isn’t interested […]

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 CFP Rankings Week 13: Did Cincinnati Get In?

CFP Rankings Week 13: Did Cincinnati Get In?

Last week, I predicted what the CFP rankings would be for week 12. This week, rather than do predictions, I figured I’d just breakdown the actual rankings. Usually, I’d do this on Tailgate on the Quad, but we recorded early due to the holiday, and I can’t just ignore the rankings. 1. Georgia Bulldogs They […]

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 #MonkeyGate is the Biggest Story of the Season

#MonkeyGate is the Biggest Story of the Season

This has been the craziest college football season since 2007. Ranked teams have lost to unranked teams seemingly every week, coaches are getting fired left and right, and we have a Group of Five team at number two in the AP. Now, we don’t have an improbable Kasnas run, but we do have something better: […]

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 Are the Dolphins to Blame for Tua’s Struggles?

Are the Dolphins to Blame for Tua’s Struggles?

The Miami Dolphins, like always, are a dumpster fire. The defense has, seemingly, taken a step back this year, the offensive line is still terrible, and their quarterback play hasn’t quite lived up to expectations. While people have been pointing at Tua Tagovailoa as a scape goat, is he really to blame? Or has the […]

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 Yankees Fans are the Softest People On Earth

Yankees Fans are the Softest People On Earth

Much like a Stanton single off of the Green Monster, the Yankees season was extremely disappointing. With the second highest payroll in baseball, the “Evil Empire” was back, and it was World Series or bust. Unfortunately, they paid Gerrit Cole $324 million to pitch two innings in a do or die game, and the Bronx […]

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