My weekend was a 5.2 out of 10. Not terrible, but not good. It started out terrible with Penn State losing to Minnesota. Fucking hate those Gophers.
After the game, I started having flashbacks to 1999 when the Gophers beat my beloved #2 ranked Nittany Lions 24-23 on homecoming day. I still remember like it was yesterday. We lost the next two games to Michigan and Michigan State. Then went back to back losing seasons. Those were the dark times, especially now knowing kids were getting fucked in the showers. Luckily, I don’t fear Penn State will tailspin into multiple losing seasons. At least this Minnesota team is better than that team in 1999.
You have no idea how much it hurts me to share that. That cost us a shot at a National Championship. Fuck you Minnesota, I hope your boat fucking sinks and there’s no survivors!
Small consolation, the Flyers won in a shootout against the Maple Leafs. Claude Giroux perked me up a little with a nasty “fuck you” slap shot during the shootout.
Made me feel a little better, but not enough to ease the pain. I cried drank myself to sleep Saturday night knowing tomorrow was another day. Also, because I didn’t have to prepare myself for an Eagle’s Sunday tailgate.
After my hangover wore off, which was surprisingly minimal (bonus points). I sat my ass down to watch football all day. I checked in on the Flyers, who were playing the Boston Bruins. It’s worth noting, Boston fans have zero manners.
After shaking off the haters, Flyers won in a shootout, which helped my depression a little.
The weekend came down to Sunday Night Football. Vikings and Cowgirls. If Dallas would have won this game, my weekend would have been a -10 out of 10. Lucky for me, Dallas blew it against the Vikings.
That saved my weekend. Eagles are still alive for the playoffs, now they just need to get their shit together and play like the Super Bowl Champs. Did you know the Eagles won the Super Bowl LII? Just checking.
Happy Monday yous guys
