Horace Grant: Why So Salty Lately?

Horace Grant: Why So Salty Lately?

The last month or better, we as sports fans have been privy to a documentary, The Last Dance, that has given basketball fans and sports fans alike much to talk about. It documents the last season of Michael Jordan‘s career in Chicago as a Bull. Debate about everything from who is the greatest of all […]

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 Dr. Funkadelic: Where Wasn’t Wilt the Best?

Dr. Funkadelic: Where Wasn’t Wilt the Best?

Periodically throughout the quarantine, I have received visits from basketball expert and magical creature (or figment of my imagination) Dr. Funkadelic. This is the story of my first encounter with him, and the first question I got to ask him. As you will see, I decided to ask about basketball legend Wilt Chamberlain. Specifically, I […]

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 Current NBA Conspiracy Theories No One is Talking About

Current NBA Conspiracy Theories No One is Talking About

The NBA has a long and storied history with conspiracy theories. When one of the more heinous ones involving fixing games was confirmed, it only entrenched many people’s belief in whatever wild theory they subscribe to. Whether it was the cramp-inducing heat from a suspiciously broken air conditioning unit or the icy chill of a […]

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 Has Jalen Green Changed Basketball Forever?

Has Jalen Green Changed Basketball Forever?

April 16, 2020 may go down as an iconic day in basketball history simply because of Jalen Green. In a groundbreaking move, ESPN’s number one ranked and Rivals number two ranked prospect, Jalen Green, broke historic ground when announced via his media outlets on Instagram and Twitter that he would forgo the college system and […]

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 Bulls Front Office Shakeup: GarPax Gone in Chicago

Bulls Front Office Shakeup: GarPax Gone in Chicago

Rejoice, Chicago Bulls fans, the reign of mediocrity is over! Since 2003, Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations John Paxson has been the main decision-maker for the Bulls. In 2009, he promoted Gar Forman to general manager. Since then, the Bulls front office has regularly whiffed on draft picks and failed to bring in enough […]

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 How to Assess the Upcoming NBA Draft

How to Assess the Upcoming NBA Draft

With the NBA having suspended its season in the midst of the COVID-19 outbreak, professional basketball in the United States is in a state of flux. We don’t know for certain if the 2019-20 season will resume, or if we’ll have a postseason at any point. For that matter, we don’t know when the 2020-21 […]

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 Beating the No Hoops COVID Blues

Beating the No Hoops COVID Blues

Like many other deeply depressed Hoops Heads, I too went instantly into a dark sad place when the season abruptly ended March 11th. You can’t help but be sad. You also can’t linger in those dark places too long without getting really weird and maybe shaving your eyebrows off. Here is my survival guide to […]

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 Kemba and Kyrie’s Absences Compared

Kemba and Kyrie’s Absences Compared

Stings like a paper-cut… The timing of Kemba Walker’s absence stings, like a paper-cut. Like a paper-cut though, Walker’s two nights off for a sore knee are merely a flesh wound for a resilient Celtics team this season. Kemba’s time off should also not be an omen for the Celtics in terms of injury. There […]

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 Don’t Trust the Process

Don’t Trust the Process

“Trust The Process”, right? What happens if that process has failed so hard that rival executives look at it with disdain? How should a fan base react after being forced to watch five years of some of the worst basketball the NBA has ever seen? What if the high point of this era has been […]

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