King of New York Fined $15K for Postgame F-Bomb

King of New York Fined $15K for Postgame F-Bomb

The NBA announced on Tuesday night that Knicks forward Julius Randle would be fined $15,000 for his recent transgressions against the league’s officiating. The King of New York dropped the F-bomb on the postgame Zoom call following a heartbreaking 101-100 home loss to the top-seeded Sixers on Sunday. Randle responded by torching the Washington Wizards’ […]

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 Should the Knicks Make a Trade at the Deadline?

Should the Knicks Make a Trade at the Deadline?

The New York Knicks have a history of making horrendous trades. The franchise truly has a knack for royally screwing its own future year after year. The team develops a promising young core, gives the fans hope, then trades it all away along with its future draft picks for some washed-up player who either gets […]

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 Looking Back on the Kristaps Porzingis Trade

Looking Back on the Kristaps Porzingis Trade

Well, well, well, Mavs fans. Looking back on the Kristaps Porzingis trade, maybe you were right about the move being a total fleece after all. The Mavericks have significantly underperformed this season. The pairing of Porzingis and phenom point guard Luka Doncic was supposed to elevate Dallas to new heights in terms of the team’s […]

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 Julius Randle? More Like Julius Curry.

Julius Randle? More Like Julius Curry.

Hairstyles aren’t the only thing changing for Julius Randle in his second season with the New York Knicks. While I’m still waiting for him to break out the shoulder shimmy, the Knicks forward has been playing more like Julius Curry this season than the Randle of old. Randle must’ve taken a master’s course on how […]

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 Breaking Down the NBA’s Broken All-Star Game Plan

Breaking Down the NBA’s Broken All-Star Game Plan

What exactly is the NBA’s All-Star Game plan this year? Are all players (excluding James Harden, because he does it every game) going to social distance on defense? Will we see the NBA’s most lethal shooters masked up during the three-point contest? Will the rims be sanitized after every slam in the dunk contest? How […]

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 The Nets Need Andre Drummond. Full Send, Sean Marks.

The Nets Need Andre Drummond. Full Send, Sean Marks.

I already know what you’re thinking. The Nets are downright stacked. They have three of the NBA’s top scorers playing together on the same team. They play in the East, which is clearly the weaker of the league’s two conferences. Nobody can guard Kevin Durant. James Harden is a triple-double machine. Kyrie Irving is a […]

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 The Derrick Rose Trade Was a Full-Blown Robbery

The Derrick Rose Trade Was a Full-Blown Robbery

Both Knicks fans and Pistons fans seem upset with the Derrick Rose trade. Then again, when aren’t Knicks fans and Pistons fans upset about something? The Pistons sent Rose, a former league MVP, to New York this past Sunday in exchange for a 2021 second-round draft pick and point guard Dennis Smith Jr. Smith has […]

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 How to Stop Kevin Durant: Contact Tracing Edition

How to Stop Kevin Durant: Contact Tracing Edition

Let me start by listing all of the ways NBA teams this season have stopped Kevin Durant: contact tracing.  Durant was scratched from the Nets’ starting lineup last night due to the NBA’s COVID-19 protocols. He then entered as a reserve, dropped eight points, six rebounds, and five assists in 19 minutes, then got pulled […]

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