Ghost Ghosts Fiancé, because 2020 Isn’t Weird Enough

Ghost Ghosts Fiancé, because 2020 Isn’t Weird Enough

No, you didn’t read that wrong, and no, it’s not a typo. The ghost fiancé of a woman ghosted her. 2020 has been a weird year. We started with Australia literally being on fire, then moved onto a possible WWIII, and finally settled on a worldwide pandemic. Things are weird, so of course this headline […]

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 Some College Football Early Season Reactions

Some College Football Early Season Reactions

College football is back and I love it! How has it gone? Weirdly. For degenerates who haven’t watched every game, turn on, tune in, and drop out. It’s time for some college football reactions. Is Texas Back? Texas: Not back#RedRiverShootOut #TexasVsOU #Texasfootball pic.twitter.com/ESCfWoArmg — Belly Up Sports (@BellyUpSports) October 10, 2020 After a week one […]

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 SEC Football Drinking Guide: Every Team’s Go To Drink

SEC Football Drinking Guide: Every Team’s Go To Drink

Ah college football is back. While tailgates aren’t really allowed, we still need to get our drink on pre-, mid-, and postgame. But, you need to pick a drink according to your favorite team. Well, look no further, as here is the SEC drinking guide. Alabama: Jack Daniels Sinatra Select A classic. Something that is […]

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 Paul George to Brooklyn: A Match Made in Hell

Paul George to Brooklyn: A Match Made in Hell

With all their offseason moves, it was Finals or bust for the Clippers. After acquiring Kawhi Leonard and Paul George, this seemed like a sure thing, until it wasn’t. A blown series lead to the Nuggets in the semis, and the Clippers are in a full blown rebuild. Ok, maybe not full blown, but they […]

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 No, Yahoo, Mississippi is Not College Football’s Capital

No, Yahoo, Mississippi is Not College Football’s Capital

The state of Mississippi’s college football teams had a busy offseason. Mississippi State managed to lure Mike Leach and his air raid offense to Starkville, which showed immediate results. Ole Miss also got a high profile coach, getting the Lane Train to roll into Oxford. There’s some hype around Mississippi for the first time in […]

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 Saving the Season: Expand the College Football Playoff

Saving the Season: Expand the College Football Playoff

The Pac-12 is back! With a seven game, all-conference slate, every Power Five conference has decided to play this fall. They are at a significant disadvantage to the rest of the conferences though. The Pac-12 is all on the west coast and doesn’t get as many viewers. In the “boom or bust” atmosphere of sports, […]

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 Are the Patriots Better Off With Cam Newton?

Are the Patriots Better Off With Cam Newton?

I wasn’t going to write something today. I was going to just do my job, record a podcast later, and maybe workout for the first time in quarantine. But then I saw this. Have you ever heard a question where the answer is so obvious? Why are we even asking this? The Patriots, with Cam […]

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 The Most Important CFB QB Rankings Ever

The Most Important CFB QB Rankings Ever

Today is the day. The first Power Five Football Saturday we have seen since LSU won the Natty in January. I have missed it. As the season goes on, we will be inundated with rankings: Heisman hopefuls, best teams, best coaches, draft rankings, and a billion other things. While watching the Wake Forest vs. Clemson […]

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 Leave Odell Alone!: A Breakdown of Poopgate

Leave Odell Alone!: A Breakdown of Poopgate

As the resident writer of what players do in bed, I felt it necessary to breakdown OBJ and his relation to Poopgate. What is that you may ask? Well, let’s just watch this video. Chief Keef’s baby mama Slim Danger says that Odell Beckham Jr. likes to be pooped on pic.twitter.com/S68EDYDW4m — Complex Ambition (@CmplxAmbition) […]

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 Beyond the Take: Get to Know Us

Beyond the Take: Get to Know Us

Have you ever read a post here or heard a podcast and thought “Gee, I’d love to know more about this person.” Well, wonder no more! Introducing the newest Belly Up Series: Beyond the Take. Yours truly will be doing a deep dive on your favorite Belly Up Personalities. I’ll be asking the hard hitting […]

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 Cam Newton is a Patriot: The Show Goes On

Cam Newton is a Patriot: The Show Goes On

Cam Newton is a New England Patriot, and Rob Parker is rolling in his grave (I know he’s not dead)! Y’all thought you were safe, huh? Roger Goodell thought his days of checking under his bed for Bill “The Boogeyman” Belichick were long gone. Well, Bill knew you were excited for the end of the […]

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 A Plea To College Students: Please Stop Partying

A Plea To College Students: Please Stop Partying

I know, I know, that’s like telling water not to be wet (side note: being wet is being covered in water, and water molecules are surrounding by other water molecules, so water is, in fact wet.) Where was I going with this… oh right, please stop partying. If you’ve been to college, I know partying […]

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