If you have yet to tune into an Edmonton Oilers hockey game this year, you’re missing the greatest show on ice right now. Tampa is currently home of the back-to-back Stanley Cup champions, and that certainly holds the most weight. However, Edmonton is home to the last two MVP winners, neither of which has missed […]
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The Arizona Coyotes won a game this past weekend, finally grabbing a victory in the new season after losing their first 11 games. That win came in rallying fashion against the new expansion team, the Seattle Kraken. Take that for what it’s worth. Sitting now at 1-10-1, and at the bottom of the entire National […]
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YESSIR. YES MA’AM. YES WHATEVER YOU ARE. The most holy of unofficial and unrecognized holidays is finally here. The NHL season is more back than Texas Football or Quasimodo will ever be, and it kicks off TONIGHT in The Big Guava. Just four teams competing in two games on opening night. For the first time […]
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I have, what I think, is my best idea so far today. Baseball is America’s past time, sure, but it’s just that – PAST time. So, how do we make baseball great again? Take all the unwritten rules of baseball, write them down, then pass them through the shredder. It’s the tiptoeing around each other […]
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The Folds of Honor QuikTrip 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway on Sunday saw a few headlines here and there, despite a rather uneventful race. Kevin Harvick took career win number 51, Bubba Wallace fainted on live TV, post-race, and Tyler Reddick put up a rather impressive showing for a rookie, finishing in 16th place. None […]
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NEWS FLASH: We all die anyway. I’m not going to let some COVID-19 scare me about a premature death. I’m already on the defense about dying every single day when I get on the highway with you folks. This virus is a cake walk. However, these professional (and amateur for that matter) sports leagues don’t […]
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I am no picture analyst… Photo scientist? Whatever those people are called who breakdown snapshots of UFOs or Bigfoot to tell us if they are doctored, genuine, photoshopped, or just plain inexplicable. I put the photo through various iPhone filters, probably thinking I was the only one who thought of that. Nothing gave me a […]
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Maybe I’ve just been really busy. It seems like there hasn’t been much hype around the Super Bowl (hereinafter referred to as the Big Game) this year. Or maybe there’s just a lot going on. After all, we have a virus named after a cold beverage trying to make its way around the planet, not […]
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I’m so proud of you all. Through the cheek-clenching, white-knuckled seat grabbing, and sometimes power napping (whenever the Eagles had the ball), we made it through Wild Card weekend. The likes of Tom Brady and Drew Brees couldn’t even do that, *Insert obligatory “golfing now” joke*. Look at us. Who would have thought?! Not me. […]
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The turn of a decade will always ring in a new era, whether we like it or not. At the very least, the constitutionally mandated census is sure to give us a stat or two that we didn’t see coming. Does anyone fill that thing out accurately? I don’t have those answers. What I do […]
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Grandma’s gumbo. You’ve been eating it for years, because, let’s face it, it’s the only thing she can still remember how to make. It’s not great, but it’s not terrible. It’s mehhh. Enter: Michigan Wolverines football. They’ve been around forever, they’ve had their moments of brightness, and they were even the best of the best […]
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Imagine you’re in Edmonton, Alberta. Personally, I’ve never been there. To be honest with each other, if you aren’t from there or have no family up there, neither have you. We can set the scene easily enough, though. They don’t have but two commodities in the forever winter: maple syrup and good hockey. Ok, maybe […]
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We are less than a month away from another NHL season. I was checking some countdowns today, some said 18 days, some said it was 19 days until opening night. It’s too much math for me and none of the slow ticking countdown websites had a works-cited page so I really don’t know who to […]
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The Boston Championship Era has been in a groove lately, but it might just be coming to a screeching halt. Click to read why the time is now.
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